I LOVE YOU PENNE: I do not understand why Nicholas Sparks is famous.

murinate:

Gonna start a novel, like right the fuck now. It will be called

Fragile Spine Valentine

Picture it:

  • A woman is in a wheelchair, she is blind and half deaf.
  • A dude is like a lifeguard or some shit, shallow with no brains.

(NOT to be played by Channing Tatum)

How they meet:

(Source: unimpressible)

11 months ago reblogged from fmclair
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    THIS. OMG. THIS.
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    I can see it: Robert Pattinson and Lucy Hale. Oscar material.
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    HAHAHAHAHA. this is Nicholas sparks in a nutshell. but i love it so its okay.
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    Fragile Spine Valentine.
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    lol why does this amuse me so much.
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    I actually like Nicholas Sparks, but the accuracy of this had me cracking up laughing.
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